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I just can’t

This is why retail needs to pay more. Your choice America either pay your retail workers more or get busy educating your stupid people.


I used to work at Virgin Megastore. This guy called and asked me when we close. I said “1AM”. His response: “1AM in the morning? Or at night?” “……..1AM when it’s dark out, sir” -_-

I remember when I worked at Loews before it merged with AMC, some man came up to me while I was taking tickets and asked if we carried lumber. I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t on my feet all day fucking taking tickets in a vest and button down shirt across from the box office.

I was working box office at a theater and I had a guy ask when the 4:30 Spider-Man started. I had him repeat himself three times before he realized his error and said “ended”.

Now I work at a UPS Store where I get at least three people a day ask if I can ship a fedex package.

People are fucking dumb.

Number 19 sounds like she’s high as balls 







please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

So I can tease your newborn child, beacuse it’s a fuckin’ baby, it won’t remember. Just because it’s a plant it doesn’t mean it’s not worthy

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

did you just compare a plant to a human child???¿ 

at least plants are useful

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